New Bishop, New Arms, and Credit Where Credit Is Due

Design and Execution of This Coat-of-Arms:

Deacon PAUL J. SULLIVAN / The Catholic Commentator

That credit was somehow missing from That Other Guy's . . . sorry, That Other "Team's" Blog, even though the Originator (and most likely still sole proprietor) of that Blog introduces his own heraldic website with the warning:

IMAGES on this site may NOT be reproduced without expressed permission.

We are happy to correct what was undoubtedly a clerical oversight (pardon the pun) by That Other Guy's "Team"! Especially since the heraldist-artist whose work is featured in this new coat-of-arms must be, given the ubiquity of his designs, the most popular expert now serving the hierarchy of the United States.

"Team of Like-Minded Folk" Obvioiusly Still A Bevy of Big Girls Blogging

Well, it didn't take too many days of Lent for the Big Girl Bloggers of Me-Touching, New Jersey to tire of prayer, fasting (the Originator of their blog was obviously and notoriously not into fasting, and we've got - and will presently publish once again - the pictures to prove it!) and almsgiving to return to their principal interest. No, not the Big Girls' sewing-circle focus on heraldry, liturgy and Vatican gossip - but their Primary Obsession, a daily, nay hourly monitoring of a 20-something Young Philadelphia Blogger with more connections in higher places and a brighter future in any endeavor he might choose than all of the sad and aging queens languishing in the Me-Touching Girls' Club with their heraldry, liturgy and Vatican gossip.

As "they" note, the Originator of "their" blog, "Father Guy," whose not inconsiderable ass is now covered, we presume, by the whole "like-minded-folk" ruse, "was very good at it." That is, at an all-consuming obsession with the Young Philadelphia Blogger. In fact, a rumor in the blogosphere is that he and he alone is the entire "team"! This would figure, and not only since he is large enough to merit his own zip code, but because the "team" concept sort of provides him with the closest thing to the Pontifical (or is it Queenly?) "We" he's likely to get near!

But the definitive proof that the Originator is still in charge of that sad blog (and, more likely, is still its sole proprietor) is the latest "correction" of the Young Philadelphia Blogger's entry regarding the famous "Keyhole of the Cavalieri."

After all, who better to comment on one of the Catholic world's most famous keyholes than one of the Catholic blogosphere's most notorious A-holes?

We're baaaaaaaack

Continuing in the fine tradition started by the late Right Reverend Monsignor S. Guy Blathering, P.A., the original author, this blog is now maintained by a team of like-minded folk who share an interest in Parody, Liturgy, and the Goings-On at a certain Rectory in the Me-Touching Diocese.

Let us comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable!

BLESSED LENT!!